So apparently today (February 18th) is National Drink Wine Day! Honestly I didn’t know this until I stumbled across an article online. I was actually in the middle of compiling my favorite wine quotes when I discovered this…Coincidence? I think not…
I don’t drink anymore but trust me, I’ve got about 20+ years of wine drinking experience behind me so I consider myself to be a bit of an expert of the subject. There’s nothing like getting home after a long day and pouring that first glass…and then second…and third. I truly believe that wine made me a wittier person (although some people probably would disagree).
Here’s to all my fellow wine lovers! I’ve compiled this list of my favorite funny wine quotes for your amusement. Surely, you will relate to most of them if not all – I know I do! So go grab your cork screw and pour yourself a glass of red or white – and if you feel like I’ve forgotten your favorite wine quote, be sure to comment below!
Happy National Drink Wine Day!
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Life is too short to drink bad wine.
I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.
Novinophobia – The fear of running out of wine.
There is a time and place for wine – in my hand and now.
Of course size matters – no one wants a small glass of wine.
Wine – how classy people get wasted.
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men – it fixes everything.
I only drink wine when I’m alone or with someone.
Uncork and unwind.
Every box of raisins is a tragic story of grapes that could have been wine.
I make wine disappear…what’s your superpower?
You can’t buy happiness but you can buy wine and that’s pretty much the same thing.
I’ve only had two glasses in dog wine.
When wine goes in, wisdom comes out.
People who say I’m hard to shop for clearly don’t know where to buy wine.
If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink wine, you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends.
I drink one glass of red wine a day for my health. The rest of the bottle is because I like wine.
Is it still considered wine tasting if I’m on my third glass?
Wine flies when you’re having fun!
Tonight’s forecast: 99% chance of wine.
The answer may not lie at the bottom of a bottom of wine. But you should at least check.
I’m outdoorsy – I drink my wine on the patio.
I’d rather eat pasta and drink wine than be a size zero.
Wine…because no great story started with someone eating a salad.
I cook with wine…sometimes I even add it to the food.
It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Clearly there is room for more wine.
Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions even if the special occasion is that you have a bottle of wine in the fridge.
If I go missing, put my photo on a wine bottle so my friends will know to look for me.
Did you know that 2 to 3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?
Ever feel like you’ve had too much wine? Me neither.
It’s not drinking alone if your cat is home.
All you need is love. And wine. Definitely wine.
Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Some girls are made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine.